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A Canadian survey this month warns that the Internet can cause antisocial behavior. The survey dovetails with a decade of horror stories about people who can’t stop spending too much time in front of their computer, even as their lives fall apart. An entire cohort of experts has sprung up to diagnose and treat what they call Internet Addiction Disorder, or IAD. Other experts, so far unwilling to elevate the behavior to addiction level, instead refer to PIU — Pathologic Internet Use, or simply, “internetomania.”

Whatever it’s called, it must be serious, because there are so many professionals and facilities now offering help for the condition and so many grim statistics accompanying warnings of a virtual epidemic — e.g., that 20% of children may be affected. Look closely, though, and most of the statistics are wild guesswork. In fact, the only thing certain about Internet addiction is that it has created a fresh niche for people who make their living marketing services to deal with the latest disorder.

The symptoms of this one, we are told, are not unlike those of alcoholism or compulsive gambling — featuring. similar destructive urges and psychological dependence. The effects range from ruined marriages to bladder problems caused by an unwillingness to take a break from the screen.

Accounts of the scourge pour in from around the globe. The University of Texas at Dallas offers advice for compulsive Internet users alongside information about eating disorders. In some countries, it has become an official matter, too. A government public-awareness campaign in Zurich cautions the Swiss: “Spending lots of time in virtual worlds, especially chat rooms, online games and sex sites, can lead to a dependence comparable to other addictions.”

Young people are most often said to be at risk for Internet-related disorders, especially those involved in MMORPGs, or Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, in which millions of subscribers world-wide can compete for virtual prizes. A Shanghai youth got life in prison last year after he killed someone in a dispute over a stolen “virtual” sword. A Korean man reportedly died after a 50-hour marathon game session. Yet we’re also told that no one is immune: kids, adults, rich, poor — you know the drill. At least one expert has identified a particular threat to lonely older women.

After a 2005 survey predicted an Internet-addiction epidemic in Australia, many ordinary Aussies went on the Web to say “Nonsense!” In the therapy community, however, that would be called denial. A psychiatrist in Vienna insists that the condition be covered by health insurance. The Web site of the Pennsylvania-based Center for Online Addiction is teeming with both socially and financially expensive thoughts.

Discussing the legal implications of Internet addiction, for instance, the Center implies that some people convicted of online pedophilia may have a defense claim that the Internet made them do it. Employment law may be another deep vein: If someone gets fired for Internet abuse at work, the Center notes, “the employee can, in turn, sue the company for wrongful termination based upon Internet addiction covered as a disability under the [Americans with Disabilities Act].”

And so it will surely go. For all of our sakes: You Internet addicts, real or imagined — please get a life.

–“Don’t Read this Online”, Wall Street Journal, August 11, 2006

…and leave your makeup and wine at home.

Shoe bomb? I’m glad they didn’t find the bomb in the guy’s underwear.

If every air passenger in the U.S. were willing to pay even just $1 per hour of time lost in the airport because of increased security screening, that would be a lot of money.

Sooooo glad I wasn’t flying the friendly skies yesterday.

The Washington Post has a feature on this beautiful place:

The most striking piece of architecture is the monastery of Simonopetra, where I stayed the first night. It sits on an outcrop of rock a thousand feet above the sea, then rises farther above that like a fortress, with the bottom 40 feet of its walls blank stone. But the topmost floors are open with a vengeance — four stories of decidedly rickety-looking wooden balconies run all the way around the building. Walking on the balconies provides an early test of one’s faith and serenity.
–Neil Averitt, “Mt. Athos, Greece: Of Monks and Men”, Washington Post, August 6, 2006

“Good morning Allan [*]. How are you doing today?”

“I’m doing okay, pastry-wise.”

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[*] All names, dates, and other HIPAA non-compliant details have been confabulated.